How "The 18 Year Old Virgin"
Caused The Romans 1 Judgment
There is a movie called "The 18 Year Old Virgin." But everything I'm writing about that movie causing a Romans 1 Judgment is a symbol, an explanatory symbol. Get it? I'm not saying one movie entitled "The 18 Year Old Virgin" caused God to turn this nation over to the horrible litany of sins found in Romans chapter one. The movie is merely a symbol, but a truly perfect symbol for the most satanic action females have taken on this planet since Eve. And just as in the Garden long ago, us males not only let them do it, but let them do it so we could get laid, thereby utterly confusing the world about who Jesus Christ is and what we are supposed to let Him do on this earth today.
So that's the summary of what this article is about. If that doesn't ring true to you today, you will go on your merry way without a clue why the USA today is in the middle of a Romans 1 Judgment.
But if you're still curious, let's look at the fateful symbol. And right away you will see the problem I'm struggling with in even trying to talk about this.
Christians will say it is sin for me to recommend that everybody in the nation, even kids under 18, needs to know about this movie. That's because the movie is what Christians call porn and what the world calls soft-core porn even though it has a R rating. So right away this fact is going to knock the vast majority of Christians out of reading what I'm trying to say, especially when the Christians see the picture below showing the star of the movie. The rest of the world will not be offended by looking at the quote 18 year old virgin but Christians will probably dive like a submarine while at the same time scurrying to arm their torpedoes to destroy me. But still, I can't help it: I'm trying to tell everybody that God wants me to talk about why this movie is a perfect symbol for what causes a Romans 1 Judgment.
The 18 Year Old Virgin is itself a symbol of almost mythic proportions in the modern age. If the power of the vagina, the vaginal vortex, is a force in reality (and who would deny it?) then the reality symbolized by the 18 Year Old Virgin is the very center of that vortex, the point toward which all the power of the vortex is directed. And the symbol of the 18 Year Old Virgin is protected by virtually all the females in the world today, females who see themselves on the forefront of a revolution where women have finally acheived the heights of power they always deserved. In fact and in truth, The 18 Year Old Virgin has replaced the Virgin Mary as the symbol of all that is to be worshipped in the world today. The 18 Year Old Virgin is the icon before which all Americans today, male and female, gentile or Jew, slave or free, bows down before.
Thus the Romans 1 Judgment has come. To demonstrate the point, let's look at "The 18 Year Old Virgin":
For those still with me, here's the movie summary: The movie expects us to believe that the young woman above wants to "lose" her virginity with somebody--with any body--because otherwise the "true" object of her virginal affections refuses to "do it" with her (her words, not mine), since he saves his sexual intercourse for only deflowered (is that word even used anymore?) females. That's the plot line.
Now this plot line itself could literally never be seriously developed in the recorded history of mankind until sometime in the second half of the 20th century AD (or CE, as it is currently named in most of academia). That's because until recently (recently from the perspective of recorded history) there was only one acceptable method for a virgin to lose her virginity: she found herself a husband, a man who would pledge before God and everybody to love, honor and cherish her all the days of his life; then the virgin could become a not virgin. For all of recorded history until now, unless a virgin found a husband to devirginize her, then any female otherwise devirginized immediately entered into the role of whore, trollop, slut, kept lady, concubine, and a whole list of other words, none of which made the deflowered virgin a person of respect.
Not with the "18 Year Old Virgin" of today though. No sirree. She gets to be unvirginated and everybody pats her on the back, or butt, or wherever, and she gets on with her valedictorian, wonder-woman life where not even the sky is the limit; that is, if she listens to Oprah and makes sure she doesn't get bogged down with unwanted babies created by her devirginized "lifestyle."
Or so the movie goes.
And that's why this movie has great symbolic, pedagogic value. We live in a world for the first time that we can see in recorded history when a husband has absolutely nothing NECESSARILY to do with anything in this world. For the first time in history, as this movie graphically demonstrates, husbands don't even enter into the thought process of 18 Year Old Virgins.
And that is truly a world-changing fact. If you will give even the most cursory glance at recorded history, only in the land of amazonian myths have husbands been anything other than the absolutely most important thing in the world for 18 Year Old Virgins--virgins of any age, for that matter.
The Virgin, a totally central Biblical concept, one used as the center of Christian teaching for millennia, one used mightily by the Lord Jesus Christ Himself to try to explain Himself to the world, once was the most important fact that could be known about a young woman. But in this movie, in this nation, the virgin getting a husband has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with solving THE VIRGIN PROBLEM. In fact, the thought that the virgin finding herself a husband to solve the virgin problem never apparently crosses the mind of any of the young people in the movie because the thought has never apparently crossed the mind of any of the parents of the young people!
Do you see how that is truly a different storyline that has ever happened before in the history of the world? Think about "The Princess Bride", or Cinderella, or Snow White, or the Story of Sarah or Rebecca, or any virgin in the Bible, think about any of the stories in the history of the word--think about HUCK FINN, and you'll see that the method throughout history for the resolution of the Virgin problem focused on FINDING A HUSBAND.
But not today. Today, the old joke about the virgin being the ugliest girl in the third grade has COME TRUE!
And that's where the movie ends and reality begins.
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE KILLS AS WELL AS LIVES
The refusal to honor God as the Husband is the precise point of dishonor that causes God to turn us over to our sins which results in a Romans 1 Judgment!
The Apostle Paul explains it this way:
Rom 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Rom 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Rom 1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Rom 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Rom 1:23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Rom 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Rom 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Rom 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Rom 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Rom 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Rom 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Rom 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Let's take only one of the consequences listed there: murder.
Saturday April 14, 2001 the Philadelphia Enquirer headline read: "Federal data on police shootings lacking:
Use of force in cities can't be compared."
Derrick DePledge reporting for the Enquirer Washington Bureau explained the headline, "Congress, concerned about police brutality, ordered the U.S. Department of Justice in 1994 to track the use of force by police officers...But the way the information has been collected makes it impossible for the public to know which police departments have the most problems," the article concluded.
According to the Centers for Disease Control in 2008 (the last year for which complete records are available) the following numbers of people in the US died from firearms related causes.
Homicide with a firearm: 10,886
Suicide with a firearm: 11,348
Death by accidental discharge of firearm: 721
And roughly 5,000 deaths from legal interventions (i.e. police shooting criminals).
But police shooting criminals is not such a riveting statistic.
While no precise conclusions can be drawn from these statistics, they are sufficient to show exactly what a Romans 1 Judgment on the matter of murder looks like in its perhaps most graphic and startling consequences. The one that really gets our attention is the one that describes citizens shooting police and citizens shooting other citizens, randomly turning themselves into weapons of destruction, sometimes mass destruction like the man--or woman--who recently started firing randomly into a crowded whatever, just fill in the story with the most recent example that has branded itself on your consciousness. That's the statistic that makes us all feel what the word murder means in the context of a Romans 1 Judgment.
But murder that is not seen by the people of this nation is also a Romans 1 Judgment. The most glaring example of murder that is not recorded in the murder statistics being compiled by the CDC is the statistic concerning what happens to unborn children.
It doesn't surprise me that Christians will refuse to read this because in a writing career covering three decades all I've managed to do with the vast majority of Christians on earth today is piss them off for always focusing on the murder of unborn babies in legalized abortion. But there are no pictures of dead babies in this article. Only pictures like the nude statues you see in every museum in the world. But here where I'm writing an article where I think I'm getting to the absolute CORE of what's wrong with the world today and chances are not enough Christians to amount to a dollop of spit in the ocean will read it.
But that's the way it goes in a nation in the grips of a Romans 1 Judgment: even when somebody's trying to tell the truth, the Christians who are supposed to be the truth-tellers in the nation will be the first ones to turn off the truth.
And that's what's happened in this nation. American Christian Teachers, Pastors, Prophets, Fathers and Mothers have failed abysmally to help their fellow citizens understand the truth about a Romans 1 Judgment, to understand that America is imploding because God has turned this nation, along with the rest of the world, over to a Romans 1 Judgment.
But hey. That's me. Right? I'm the guy who has the gift of pissing Christians off when I try to tell the truth about my Lord Jesus Christ. That's got to be the totally weirdest paradox of my life in a life filled with paradox.
Speaking of paradox, the hugest paradox in the universe is this: If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive our sin and cleanse us from all unrighteousness. But in the USA Christians consider themselves to be the righteous ones, to have no sin to confess, even as we the people collaborate with a government that has legalized child sacrifice and raised The 18 Year Old Virgin as the idol of the world. A Romans 1 Judgment is another paradox. When we refuse to worship God as God, instead of Him bringing the flood or massive punishment to bear on us immediately as any reasonable person would expect, paradoxically, God turns us over to a Romans 1 Judgment and lets the sin within us destroy us.
The Romans 1 Judgment happens because people decide they don't need God to be their husband. It is easy to see when people have decided they don't need God to be their husband because all husbands begin to be treated with exactly the same dishonor, disrespect and diswhatever that God gets treated.
Not only is the husband totally unnecessary in this modern world. But, as "The 18 Year Old Virgin" graphically reveals, the male himself is denigrated into nothing more than a penis in action, and, as the only time a penis is displayed in our symbolic movie reveals, a very small, almost useless penis at that.
As you can see from the still, in the world of pornography--hard or soft-core--one would be hard pressed (could choose better phrase) to find a more useless example of the penis.
But the movie goes out of its way to show that the subtext of the movie is to show how totally ridiculous and useless the male possessors of the penis are in reality. The female star of the movie, when confronted with the penis for the first time likens it to a mushroom, an ugly mushroom. Thus when the penis speaks, Katie responds, "Mister Mushroom?" The penis then tells Katie (that's right the penis talks in the movie), "The man, the man, they are like empty shells. The mind, the brain, ah yes, the very soul of the man is in ze penis." Katie, with one of her thoughtful expressions, replies to the talking penis by saying, "Gosh, that's so true." The penis continues, "So, Katie, you must know ze penis..." (that's right, the penis speaks with a french accent). The penis continues, "Say yes, Katie, suck out my...(If you don't believe me, see for yourself:
So there we have it: the man is a penis--and not a very impressive one at that--and the role of husband has been written out of human history.
Now obviously one film does not a popular culture make. But there was something truly haunting about this film. The more I thought about it, the more I had to admit that this film has captured the very essence of modern USA, the very essence of what has caused God to turn the USA over to a Romans 1 Judgment.
It only takes a cursory glance at the Bible to see that the role of husband has from the Creation account onward throughout the entire storyline of Holy Scripture been the pivotal, decisive role that determines whether people live or die, spend eternity in heaven or in hell. Think about Adam and Eve. The text makes it clear that it was not until Adam, the husband, had participated in Eve's shenanigans that death came into the world. The text makes clear that if Adam had said no, even though Eve had fallen into Satan's trap, Adam would have protected Eve and all the subsequent children who came through their union from being cast out of the Garden into death and slavery to the will of Satan, the god of this world.
But today the husband is no longer necessary, because the world has decided that government can become the husband and the father and the lover and any and all of those roles which women once admitted they needed a husband to fulfill. Do you know why Muslim women wear head coverings or even Bhurkas? It's those womens' way of saying they rely, not on government to protect them, but on their families to protect them; primarily their husbands if they have one, or fathers if they don't. It's been that way from time immemorial...except in the USA and nations controlled by the USA. In this nation, the government has not only become the husband, the government has become god to the 18 year old virgins--to all the women of the world. And the women have just about got all the men convinced that government can be the husband and father of the world as well. The only problem with this revolutionary shift in the understanding of and responsibility of the husband is it destroys our ability to know and treat God as The Husband.
The point of everything I'm trying to say is this: Virtually everyone in the USA--Christians included--treats God as if everything will happen the same way whether there is a God like the One Paul believed in here or not--regardless of how we worship God. Except for Muslim fanatics who we are working to destroy as quickly as possible, virtually nobody acts like the will of God is important to our way of life. Thus, God is dealt with as if He has no power on earth today. But every person on this planet knows for a fact, believes in totally, the power of the 18 Year Old Virgin.
Now are you beginning to see why sometimes sexually graphic images are necessary to explain the most important truths that can collide with the mind of man and woman?
The Lord Jesus Christ never shrank from using the images of sex and sexual intercourse to explain Himself to people.
The parable of the 10 Virgins in Matthew 25: 1-13 clearly focuses on the union of the brides with the bridegroom, a union that occurred behind closed doors. Only the sexually uninformed can ignore the sexual liaison implied in His words.
But Paul is even more precise in using a sexual intercourse metaphor in Ephesians 5:31 where Paul talks about "they two become one flesh." One flesh? What else could Paul be visualizing except that the sexual union between a man and a woman is used as a metaphor for the union that occurs between Christ and the church: Eph 5:32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church. And there is no confusion as to who Paul understood to be married. Eph 5:31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh. Father and mother were the pattern for the one flesh union. Nobody can deny that a mother is a female, never a male. As much as homosexuals would like to get pregnant and have a child and eliminate the most obvious definition of marriage in the English language, it just will never happen.
God Almighty is to be worshipped as the husband and those who worship Him are to be His bride. The One who created all of space and time and everything in it is to be all of creation's HUSBAND: Isa 54:5 For thy Maker is thine husband; the LORD of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called.
The Church is to be the woman who looks to her husband for every aspect of life, who honors her husband, who obeys her husband. Now to turn the husband into a ridiculous penis with no worth except to spew seed that might or might not be brought to life depending on the CHOICE of the woman is to invite Romans 1 Judgment on this nation. No, it's not an invitation for God to bring a Romans 1 Judgment, it's a DARE, an obscene, blasphemous DARE against the HUSBAND of the universe.
Isa 62:5 For as a young man marrieth a virgin, so shall thy sons marry thee: and as the bridegroom rejoiceth over the bride, so shall thy God rejoice over thee.
John the Baptist said:
Joh 3:27 John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be given him from heaven.
Joh 3:28 Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but that I am sent before him.
Joh 3:29 He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.
And we claim to be HIS bride? In a nation deep in the midst of a Romans 1 Judgment, how do we honor our Husband? By collaborating with those who think He is merely a man like other men? A homosexual, like Elton John calls Him?
Are there no men among us who can demonstrate what a Husband is to show the world? Are we to be left in a Romans 1 Judgment nation without even a hint what the Husband can do in this world?
All the feedback I get from Christians about this article proves Christians are not going to help us get out of the Romans 1 Judgment.
What follows is an example of my response to a series of people, males all, who barraged me with
objections to the 18 Year Old Virgin article. I erased the name of the
person I'm corresponding with because I'm not trying to make him, or them,
personal examples of the immaturity that seems to be the only thing the vast
majority of Christians in this nation have in common.
But as you can see I did add my reply so everyone who reads
the article would learn about the Christians who refuse to listen to the
truth if it violates their Christian taboos.
I think this situation is proof that those Christians value their taboos
more than they value truth.
Why? Because their taboos do what taboos always have done: protect the
commonly accepted rules that define a particular people group, a particular
society: taboo is the glue that holds together people who identify with each
But taboo has nothing necessarily to do with God's truth. In fact, what we define as taboo is
probably identical to what Jesus referred to as the traditions of men in
Not surprisingly, given the power of taboo to control people, I am outside
today's Christian society even when I do my best to tell the truth, and even
when Christians do not refute my "truth." As this example proves, without
refutation, Christians respond to me by making me, personally, taboo.
Mike, you say my work is tempting? That my work is a stumbling block to
you? How are you going to go anywhere or see anything in this nation
without being tempted? Sex is the dominant sales tool for the vast majority
of products you are being sold. And the government is spending billons of
dollars learning how to defile your conscience with sexual images of vast
power that are being shown to you, your wife, and your children every time
you open your eyes. In fact, Sexual liberation and the images of sexual
liberation is the device being used by the government of the USA to create a
democratic majority that will justify murdering you and your family unless
you stop it.
How can you ever mature into a man and protect your family if your
imagination is your most dangerous enemy? How can you grow to be a man of
God if you act like a child is trained to act all your life and try to hide
from the things that tempt you? Even if you put out your eyes, the air
around you is redolent with sexual seduction in the music around you in the
cars driving by. Don't you know Jesus Christ can give you the power to
overcome the enemy? When was an enemy overcome by hiding from him?
The Bible tells you to flee youthful lusts. The best way to do that is grow
up, not act like a child all your life. That's what I'm trying to help you
And here's the thing grown ups understand that young people can't get in
focus: you can't fornicate an image, Mike. Not possible. Only in your
imagination can such a thing occur. That obviously is what you're hiding
from, being tempted to fornicate in your imagination, like every young
person is tempted.
The people who teach young people have a reason for telling them to hide
from the images that lead them to fornicate in their imaginations.
Well I'm not here to teach children Mike. I'm here to teach adults.
You are supposed to be an adult. You are not supposed to be subject to
And here's why you will be defeated even if you reject my teaching totally.
You can turn away from me when I'm trying to show you how to surrender your
imagination to the Lord and you'll still be left with an immature
imagination, a childish imagination, afraid to see images that tempt you to
fornicate in your imagination.
Your real problem is you can ignore me, you can block me, but you'll still
be in a society that literally bombards you with images that are much more
powerful images of seduction and fornication than the one I used as a
training tool. The images you will see around you each day will be much
more powerful because they'll be much more hidden, much more sophisticated,
much more designed to get past the barriers you were trained to erect in you
childhood. Compared to the images I used, there will be no comparison
because I showed you the images to equip you to overcome evil, not surrender
God wants us to surrender ourselves to Him. Running away from our problems
is not the way the Lord leads grown ups to respond to their problems.
Mike, if you don't learn to surrender your imagination to God, you are
holding back the most powerful thing in you from the Lord. That's why
young people are vessels of licentious imaginations, because they haven't
surrendered their imaginations to the Lord. It's also why people with many
decades in life act like immature children, babes in Christ, Paul called
Everything you have told me about yourself convinces me that controlling
your imagination has been your biggest problem in the past, just as your
response to my work convinces me it is your biggest problem today. Trying
to hide from your imagination in a society like this one is guaranteed to
fail. Surrendering your imagination to the Lord and allowing him to show
you how to grow up is your only hope.
Mike, you don't surrender your imagination to the Lord by hiding from the
things you are afraid of, but through surrendering yourself to be used by
God in overcoming them. That's God's Truth.
I will pray you will do that because if you don't, you will stop growing in
the Lord no matter how many Young People's Sunday School teachers you
surround yourself with.
I'm going to add this reply to the article I wrote so other people like you
can see it.
A Delayed Enlistment in the Army of God will go a long way toward reminding the world what a Husband and Father is like.